If Porter had a cartoon (aka if I could draw anything beyond stick figures), today’s episode would feature Porter doing a signature attack move from across the living room. Trying to get a spring jump from no shoe land (pile of blankets and memory foam and down comforter on the living room floor). Sinking in the middle like quicksand when he pushes off for the spring of his attack. Then, just standing there looking confused on why he only moved about 2 inches due to the softness.